saving-stark said: Mr J dragon!! (With an annoying lil brother kofu dragon) 🤭 |
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and-a-pidgey-in-a-wepear-tree:
the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because “tasty” means something tastes good. conversely, from the words “smelly” and “noisy” we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck
this is what ancient greek philosophy is like
False! “Sightly” is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well.
The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious.
I still don’t think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature.
“touchy” is also a word! however it’s mostly used for things that aren’t objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means “oversensitive and irritable” or “requires careful handling/wording, delicate”
i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that.
therefore, the Default Object is:
- beautiful
- makes a horrendous sound
- smells absolutely awful
- is very fragile
- tastes delicious
and i still cannot think of anything that matches this
behold, the default object!
What generation was your first console?
First (Odyssey, Coleco Telstar, Home Pong)
Second (Channel F, Atari 2600, Odyssey 2, Intellivision, ColecoVision)
Third (NES, Sega Master System, Atari 7800)
Fourth (TurboGrafx-16, Genesis, Neo Geo, Super NES)
Fifth (3DO, Jaguar, Saturn, PlayStation, N64)
Sixth (Dreamcast, PS2, GameCube, Xbox)
Seventh (Xbox 360, PS3, Wii)
Eighth (Wii U, PS4, Xbox One, Switch)
Ninth (PS5, Xbox Series X/S)
Never owned a console / Results
This Wikipedia article has a more comprehensive list
“The average person thinks about the Roman Empire every day” factoid is a statistical error. Tumblr users in March -
Elephant Trunk Snake aka Javan File Snake (Acrochordus javanicus), family Acrochordidae, Malaysia
photograph by Bryce Trevett
Actual image of me fighting for my fucking life on discord
Them: WHAT ELSE
Me, crying, broken: the suckers can leave hickies also they taste with their suckers 😭😭😭😭
uhhhh reverse Delicious in Dungeon. Disgusting in Restaurant. nothing’s edible
Listen. I do love weird looking monster cocks as much as the next guy, but I genuinely barely see any love for bizarre vagina biology on monsters. Whenever I see monster cunt it’s always basically just human, and what’s with that?
Hear me out. Here are some suggestions:
Insect monsters whose chitinous underbellies you have to rub and caress to get to their slits/gonopores.
Transmasc werewolves whose bottom growth is exagerrated while transformed, allowing for easy penetration. Knotted tdicks anyone?
Monsters who have claspers in their cunts to keep you locked inside of them while you cum.
Monsters whose wetness has an aphrodisiac quality, making it hard to think of anything but keeping your face and tongue buried inside of them to get more.
Reptile monsters with hemiclitori to make pleasure even more intense as you eat them out.
Monsters with vaginal canals they can restrict and shift around independently, allowing them to form fit themselves perfectly to your fingers or cock.
Robots with slits that vibrate as you grind against or fuck them.
Hyena monster women with pseudo-penises.
PUSSY TENTACLES!!
Idk man like monster cocks are neat but I need to eat out weird monster pussy okay?
not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
A watermelon eating contest
English added by me :)
Random fact: They did a study on courtship and mating behavior of American alligators at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm in the early 1980’s. This study revealed that, among other things, the majority of alligator sex is gay
Male/male 1 is when the larger male gator topped, male/male 2 is when the smaller male topped
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